2nd Amendment Rights !!!!!!!!!

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This just about says it all.   During WWII the Japanese decided not to invade   America   because they knew most Americans were ARMED! If you value your freedom, please spread this anti-gun control message to all of your friends "Where can I get my pistol engraved like this?" The sword is more important than the shield,  and skill is more important than either...  The final weapon is the brain.  All else is supplemental.  1. Don't pick a fight with an old man.  If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.  2. I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.  3. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.  4. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the  Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt  Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked  him 'Why do you carry a 45?'  The Ranger responded,  'Because they don't make a 46.'    5.  The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner  when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm  'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol.  Are you expecting trouble?'  'No Ma'am.  If I were expecting trouble,  I would have brought my shotgun.'  6. Beware the man who only carries one gun.  HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!  But wait, there's more!  I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun  in the house.  I said I did.  She said 'Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!'   To which I said, of course it is loaded,  it can't work without bullets!'  She then asked, 'Are you that afraid of someone  evil coming into your house?'  My reply was, No not at all.   I am not afraid of the house catching fire either,  but I have fire extinguishers around,  and they are all loaded too. HAVE A NICE DAY  But don't Monkey with Me... And Remember: I'm a firm believer of the 2nd Amendment!

What do Girls do after a Really Bad Car Accident

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What do Girls do after a Really Bad Car Accident ??



Turn off the ignition?
 
NO
Get away from the car in case it explodes?
 
NO

Call police on her cell phone?

NO







Can you imagine her 1st action???
 

.................................................................Mamta29

Seven useful tips for employees for success

Seven useful tips for employees for success and survival in the best way :
 
1.  Bane raho pagla, kaam karega agla.
 
2.  Bane raho dull, salary milegi full.
 
3. Jisne lee tension, uski wife ko mil gyi pension.
 
4. Kaam se daro nahi par kaam koi karo nahi.
 
5. Kaam karo ya na karo, kaam ki fikr jaroor karo.
 
6.  Kamm ki fikr karo ya na karo, par boss se fikr ki zikr jaroor karo.
 
7. Jo kaam kare usko ungli karo aur jo naa kare uski chugli karo.
 
Be proud to be employee!!!!!! 
  

कुछ समझे जी नोकरी के उशुल, म भी ऐसा ही करता हूँ  ????????????????????? आगे आप की मर्जी ह जी

Woman is in the lap of A,B,C,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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A says - Woman is attractive Flower
B says - Woman is Beautiful Gift
C says - Woman is great source of Comfort
D says - Woman has a sweet Dialect
E says - Eastern or Western, woman is the Worthy
F says - Woman is central Figure of Family
G says - Woman always glitters with the rays of her Partner

H says - Woman has Holy Spirits
I says - Woman has basic institution in her Lap
J says - Woman is a Full of Joy
K says - Woman is Head of Kisses
L says - Woman is Lovely Thing
M says - Woman is symbol of Modesty
N says - Nails increase the Beauty of Woman
O says - Woman is an Pretty Ornament
P says - Woman is Princess
Q says - Woman is Queen
R says - Woman is Rare Gift
S says - Woman is a main source of survival the Human Being
T says - Woman has true Spirits of Love
U says - Woman is an Peaceful Umbrella
V says - Woman is valley of Love
W says - Woman is Wafer
X says - Woman has Sweet Kisses
Y says - Woman is your Jewelery
Z says - Woman has a great Zeal..

 

 

shayari.

Toote Hue Phool Khushboo De Jaate Hai,
Beete Hue Pal Yaade De Jaate Hai,
Koi Pyar Mein Dosti Toh Koi,
Dosti Mein Pyar De Jaate Hai !




Royegi Ye Ankhe Muskrane k Baad
Ayegi Rat Din Dhal Jane k Baad
Kabi Ruthna Na Mere Dost
Shayad Ye Zindgi Na Rahe Tere Ruth Jane k Baad



Khuda diL k Irade Azmata hai,Sapno k parde Aankhon se htata hai,Hausla Mat Harna zindagi Me Qki,Thoda Dard hi insaan ko Jeena sikhata hai

SALENDER

ITS ABOUT MISSIN...! AND LOVE WIT U...

ITS ABOUT MISSIN...! AND LOVE WIT U...


I MISS U
when i am bore..

I MISS U
when i am alone..

I LOVE U
when i am worried..

I LOVE U
when i am happy..

I MISS U
when i am confused..

I MISS U
when i am upset..

I MISS U
when i think about u..

I MISS U
when i am tension..

I MISS U
365 days..

I LOVE U
52 weeks..

I LOVE U
12 months..

I LOVE U
8760 days..

I LOVE U
8760 hrs..

I MISS AND LOVE U
every mins..

I MISS U
every sec..

I MISS U
my friend
every moment....
 

Celebration Means.....

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celebration means.....
Four friends.
Bahar barsaat.
Four glasses of drink.
Celebration means
Hundred bucks of petrol.
A rusty old bike.
And an open road.
Celebration means
Maggi noodles.
A hostel room.
4.25 a.m.
Celebration means
3 old friends.
3 separate cities.
3 coffee mugs.
1 internet messenger.
Celebration means
Rain on a hot tin roof.
Pakoras deep-frying.
Neighbours dropping in.
A party.
Celebration means
You and mom.
A summer night.
A bottle of coconut oil.
A head massage.
but to celebrate
all you have to do is spend your Time with your loved ones.
Keep in touch with your loved ones